Children are the spawn of Satan himself. I swear they are. It is why I hate children. I lost a very promising position today as a transcriptionist working from home (making $10 for every 15 minutes of transcription!!!!) because my two little demons from HELL couldn't keep their damn mouths shut for just 10 friggin minutes so I could finish proofreading a tape I had … [Read more...] about This Is Why I Hate Children
Well my little guy is out of the woods, finally. For those who weren't following along, he came home on Tuesday and said his stomach was hurting. Being the wonderful parents we are, we assumed he was constipated because he had been eating mac 'n cheese like it was going out of style. Got up and went to school Wednesday morning. He wasn't all that perky - not his usual self - … [Read more...] about Update on the Little Guy
I try to give my kids the benefit of the doubt. I know they aren't angels, but I like to live in a perfect world where my children will not lie to me when I ask them a question. I am deluding myself, I know. Especially when it comes to homework. Yesterday when they came home I did not check their backpacks. Tre (aka Angel Child w/Horns) hardly ever has homework - he's in … [Read more...] about Why You Should Check Backpacks When They Come Home
I'm hoping that Monday was just *one of those days* in my son's life where he just completely lost his mind. Everybody has a few of those now and then, right? But did you ever just LOOK at a child and you could tell they had an evil streak in them a mile long? Jonathan, my eldest son, is like that. From day one you could tell he was going to be a little hellion on wheels - … [Read more...] about The Demon Child, Future Criminal At Your Service
No sooner were the boys off the school bus (we weren't even in the apartment yet) when it started: "Mom! Can we please ride our bikes outside for a little while? Please?!?" "Yeah, Mommy, please?" piped in Tre. I couldn't say no (naturally) and figured after they were out in the cold for a while it would wear them out and maybe they wouldn't fight and argue so much when … [Read more...] about Evel Knievel Rides Again!