How the World Works

How the world works lately…

• If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work – he blames the restaurant.

• If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer – your family blames the tobacco company.

• If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk – he blames the bartender.

• If your grandchildren are brats without manners – you blame television.

• If your friend is shot by a deranged madman – you blame the gun manufacturer.

• If a crazed person breaks into the cockpit of an airplane and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet and the passengers kill him instead – the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.

So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in front of this computer – I want all of you to blame Bill Gates.

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