My Kids Are Funny

My kids are funny and will say (and do) the funniest things at times. Last night, watching Kitchen Nightmares on Netflix with the teenager, we had a heated discussion about which episode was coming up next. I tweeted what he told me:

My Kids Think It’s Funny to Draw Weiners on My Arm

He switched places with me because I wanted to stretch out on the couch and relax my back. I’d climbed up on the arm of the couch earlier in the evening to close the a/c vent so we could go from an Alaska climate to a normal climate in the living room. Fell off the damn couch and slammed my foot into the hated industrial stone coffee table and slammed my back into the wooden support on the back of the couch. Naturally the cushions were on the floor because the dog had knocked them down – like she always does.

The teenager tells me, “If you fall asleep, I’m drawing a little wiener on you.”

I told him, “Yeah, right. I’m not going to fall asleep when Gordon’s on!”

I woke up this morning with a little weiner on my elbow. Complete with balls and hair. God help me.

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  1. That is amazing. Lol! My daughter drew a portrait of me last week. She handed it to me & she drew in boobs. “Mama this is you & your big huge boobs.” Oh my!

  2. Oh, boy! I guess you won’t fall asleep again with him around! Visiting from the Sunday Best Linkup!

  3. Kids can give you a run for your money! I raised two boys. When my sons left to enter the wide world, the house became quiet. But then it was full of laughter as my husband & I remember things that they would say or did. Sons are a joy to raise!

    • I agree Carol! Much as they may drive me absolutely INSANE some days – they are hilarious and quite the little comedians around here! Love my two to pieces – even when they do something completely off the wall!

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