funny shit I can't make up Archives • Life in a House

Evel Knievel Rides Again!

10/07/2022 Kimberly Miller

Raising boys who are daredevils like Evel Knievel … there’s never a dull moment. [read more]

Algebra Concepts and the TI-84 Calculator are Going to Kill Me

09/04/2014 Kimberly Miller

I know that I’m going to get an additional list of school supplies that the boys’ need the first week of school. That is just a given, as individual teachers require additional items for their [read more]

Epic Brother Battle

03/13/2014 Kimberly Miller

For years, the eldest son has “tortured” his younger brother. You know how brothers are – constantly picking at each other, hiding toys, clothing, food, anything they can to rile up the other. Well when [read more]

I Was a Working Mom Outside the Home for A Day

02/24/2014 Kimberly Miller

I don’t know how in the hell I did this 12 years ago. I have apparently lost touch with my inner super mom after being a stay-at-home mom for the past 11 to 12 years. [read more]

My Crazy Morning – I Can’t Make This Stuff Up

01/15/2014 Kimberly Miller

I cannot help but sit here and laugh. If somebody wrote a book about my life it would be a best seller because I seriously couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried. Woke up [read more]

We Interrupt Our Day…

10/16/2013 Kimberly Miller

I woke up this morning feeling great, until I drank the leftover Coke that was in the fridge from Popeye’s Chicken that we got Tuesday evening. Um yeah, never doing THAT again! So once I [read more]

Funny Comments from Some Smarty Pants Kids

09/25/2013 Kimberly Miller

I saw this on Facebook this morning and I just had to share here on the blog! All too often, my own little testosterone carriers have come up with a quip or two worthy of [read more]

My Parents Did Too Much Acid In the 60s

08/12/2013 Kimberly Miller

When you have weird ass dreams like this, the only logical conclusion is that your parents did acid one too many times. [read more]

Ungrateful Children – Raising the Next Generation

07/16/2013 Kimberly Miller

This post may contain affiliate links. See LiaH Disclosure Policy. I have two sons, ages 13 (almost 14) and 10, and a daughter who will be 25 in November. While I have really tried to [read more]

Debbie Does Dallas In da House

06/22/2013 Kimberly Miller

Yes folks, I’m afraid that my youngest, my darling baby, has stumbled upon Internet porn. I was laying on the couch the other day, taking a nap and trying to get the muscles in my [read more]

Just Dealing

05/10/2013 Kimberly Miller

First, let me start off by saying this is NOT a pity-party post or anything like that. Well, it is, in a way, but I’m not expecting anyone out there to *fix* what’s ailing me [read more]

14 Tickle Your Funny Bone Quotes

04/04/2013 Kimberly Miller

Everyone needs something to tickle their funny bone now and again! [read more]